A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven.When it's Einstein's turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 andopened his eyes. All the others were hide, but only Newton were stillstanding there。

一群偉大的科學家去世后在天堂里玩藏貓貓。輪到愛因斯坦抓人，他數到100睜開眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起來了，只有牛頓還站在那里。

　　Einstein walked to him and said: "Newton, I've got you!"

　　愛因斯坦走過去說：“牛頓，我抓住你了。”

　　Newton answered: "No. You didn't got Newton."

　　牛頓：“不，你沒有抓到牛頓。”

　　Einstein said: "Then who are you!?"

　　愛因斯坦：“你不是牛頓你還能是誰？”

　　Newton said: "Look, where am I standing?"

　　牛頓：“你看我腳下是什么？”

　　Einstein looked down and found that Newton was standing on a square floor board with one metre long and one metre wide. He didn't understand。

　　愛因斯坦低頭，看到牛頓站在一塊長、寬都是一米的正方形地板磚上，大為不解。

　　Newtonthen said: "There's one square meters under my feet. It then make us'Newton divided by square meter". So, what you've got is not Newton,but Pascal."

　　牛頓：“我腳下是一平方米的方塊，我站在上面就是牛頓/平方米。所以你抓住的不是牛頓，你抓住的是帕斯卡。”

　　小編解釋：物理公式當中“1牛頓/平方米=1帕斯卡”……物理學家的笑話好冷、真的好冷……