Chump #3: The Nice Guy With a Chip on His Shoulder
He'll ridicule the "tools who are trying too hard" with bold clothing choices to seem down-to-earth, but here's his dirty little secret: He spends just as much time picking out his outfit as his more fashion-conscious counterparts do. Under the casual exterior is a calculating killjoy with mom issues. He'll stand at the bar thinking, "Why is that girl going for that dude over there? One day, she'll come to her senses and get with a nice guy like me!" The truth is, he's so preoccupied with being overlooked that he'd be totally oblivious to your attention.
NO.3 小心眼的“好男人”
他會以一種老實人的氣度,批評一些人的前衛穿著,嘲笑他們“(衣服)不就是遮羞避寒的工具嘛,干嘛穿的那么花里胡哨的?”其實私底下,他和那些追求時尚的達人花費一樣多的時間,來選擇著裝。在他漫不經心的外表之下,是一個絮絮叨叨喜歡算計的人。他會站在吧臺后想,“那個女人為什么和那男人搭訕?總有一天,她會意識到,應該找一個像我一樣的好男人!”事實是,他總是沉浸在自大的幻想中,對你的感受則是置之不理。