幽默的方法很多，一句話的幽默，你能辨析出來么?

　　1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

　　自從我聽說“人還是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

　　2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

　　園藝定律：區(qū)分益草和害草的辦法是，拔出來試試——如果很容易拔掉，就證明它是益草。

　　3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

　　如果放在家里的東西找不回來，最容易的辦法就是去買個(gè)新的回來。

　　4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

　　你是否注意到，這年頭，自從有了數(shù)碼攝錄機(jī)，就再也沒人象以前那樣老是說不明飛行物的事情了。(幽默的“原因”請見下方的讀者評論)

　　5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

　　不慎的時(shí)候只要一根火柴就足以引發(fā)森林大火，而想點(diǎn)燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴，真納悶。

　　6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

　　不知道是誰第一個(gè)看見母牛，就敢說：“我要使勁擠一擠那兩排倒吊著的玩意兒，流出來的是啥俺就喝啥”?

　　7. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

　　不知道是誰第一個(gè)看見母雞，就敢說：“看見那只雞沒有?我就等著吃從它屁股里面滾出來的東西。”

　　8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

　　膠水為啥就不會(huì)粘在膠水瓶里面啊?