1. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
當(dāng)我鎖著門(mén)呆在衛(wèi)生間里時(shí),千萬(wàn)不要問(wèn)任何問(wèn)題。你多問(wèn)一句,我少愛(ài)你一分。
2. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
當(dāng)你為了一些雞毛蒜皮、無(wú)關(guān)緊要的事情憤怒不已時(shí),我懷疑你的智商。
3. Err on the side of hot; we love to show you off. Unless we're meeting my parents.
大膽表現(xiàn)你的迷人之處。我們喜歡炫耀你。除非我們要去見(jiàn)我的父母。
4. You're really bad at faking it.
你真的很不善于偽裝。
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
如果你真的想讓我們感興趣,就別裝出讓人難以接近的樣子。
6. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
表達(dá)自己的想法。這讓我們感到自豪,即使有人認(rèn)為你是錯(cuò)的。
7. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
你穿跑鞋和短褲很迷人,還有那件條紋短衫。
8. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
不要害怕卸妝。自然更性感。
9. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
讓你的眉毛自己呆著。拔過(guò)的眉毛不好看。
10. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.
當(dāng)比賽開(kāi)始時(shí),如果你態(tài)度很好,我們會(huì)注意到你。如果你大吵大鬧,我們會(huì)對(duì)你不加理睬。