欠扁欠揍第五式：

范文摘要：

I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.
不打你，不罵你，專用感情折磨你！

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
與我白頭偕老，是最美好的事。

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。

Thank me for loving you no way anyone has ever tried.
從來沒有一個人像我這樣愛你，謝謝我！

My dearest, can I call you like this? If you agree, don't phone me; if not, please send me this message "I miss you so much."
親愛的：我可以這樣稱呼你嗎？如果你同意就不要給我打電話；如果不同意就給我發一個"我非常想你"的短信。

If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I will advice that you marry me!
假如你想要一個可愛的baby，假如你還為這事猶豫，那我給你提很好的建議--嫁給我吧！

My family name is "I", first name is "love you", and surname is "miss you"; my cognomen is "understand you", appellation is "feel badly about you", epithet is "think of you" , book name is "dream of you", nickname is "chase you". You can call me I kiss you.
本人姓我！名愛你！字想你！大名叫懂你！芳名叫疼你！乳名叫念你！書名叫夢你！外號叫追你！你可以叫我吻你。

推薦指數：☆☆☆

絕殺秘笈：看似平凡，卻具有讓感情淪陷的殺傷力，而且越往后看越令人小鹿亂撞，果然功夫了得！

風險后果：除非真的有把握對方愛你，否則不要輕易嘗試這種方式，不然可能會得到反效果。