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You know what?Thank you.Thank you.I'm feeling wild enough to tell you another one.Here is another one.
你知道嗎 謝謝 謝謝 我還想再給你們講一個 聽聽看這個
Where does seaweed go to look for a job?Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
海草都去哪里找工作 海草都去哪里找工作
The "kelp wanted" section.Alright, okay, too far.I put it.
"海草招聘會" 好吧 扯過頭了 不好笑
I should stop.Here's something I'm excited to start,It's a brand new watching-win contest.
我應該見好就收 說一個挺讓我激動的事 最新舉辦了看電視贏獎品比賽
This season apart with TCL and Roku be my official TV sponsor.
這一季是與TCL合作 羅庫是我們的官方電視贊助商
They are presenting a Selfie Yourself $10,000 Challenge,
他們舉辦了 曬自拍贏萬元大獎的挑戰活動
On next week you can enter to win a fifty-five-inches "TCL Roku TV" and $10,000.
下一周你們就可以參與 獎品是55英寸的TCL羅庫電視和一萬美元獎金
All you have to do, is take a selfie with my show playing in the background each day,
你要做的就是每天拍一張自拍 照片背景播放我的節目
then go to my website submit your selfie and tell me why you should win.
然后把你的自拍上傳到我的網頁 并且告訴我你贏得大獎的理由
Watch TV to win money is the American dream.
看電視贏獎金就是美國夢啊
Alright.Right now,Right now I'm bringing out two people who always make me so happy,
好了 現在 現在我要為你們請出兩個 總能讓我超開心的人
Here to dance for you Our 4-year-old Heaven and her mom Tianne.
來給你們跳段舞 有請我們4歲的海文和她的媽媽蒂安娜
