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You have to admit, Ellen.It took a lot of balls to pull off this prat.
你得承認 艾倫 為了整這出真要不少乒乓球
I was gonna say that.And, uh... Oh my God.
我正要說這個 呃 天啊
Don't I have security around here?
這都沒保安嗎
How did this happen? How in the world.
怎么會有這種事兒 到底怎么...
Can I just end by telling you the obvious?
我能告訴你一件顯而易見的事嗎
What's that?I adore you.I adore you too, but now it's on,
什么 我欣賞你 我也欣賞你 不過現在要開戰了
Before these funny games, it was jokes,
之前都只是玩玩 都是些玩笑
But now,it is on, Lauer.Alright.
不過現在 勞爾 我跟你杠上了 好吧
Alright, you got me and you got me good.Not.
好吧 被你整了 還整得挺慘 才怪
You call that prank Lauer?For shock.
你這就叫整蠱了嗎 勞爾 真讓人震驚
All I'm gonna say is,I barely even wasn't trying before.
我要說的是 我之前都還沒放大招
Now April Fool's Day is right around the corner,
4月1號愚人節馬上就要到了
So as April second,April third, April fourth.
然后就是4月2號 4月3號 4號
Alright, anyway, I'm gonna get you.
好了 不管怎么樣 我會整你的
I will. I have a...I'm gonna move on.
我會的 我想到個... 先繼續錄節目
One more important thing I have to talk about is Classic Joke Friday.
還有一個更重要的環節 接下來要說的是"周五經典笑話"
Okay, are you ready,everybody.It's a good one I think.
大家準備好了嗎 我覺得這個很經典
Why did the bird go to hospital?Why did the bird go to hospital?
鳥為什么去醫院 鳥為什么去醫院
Because he needed a "tweetment".
因為它要"吱療"
