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It's the best way I can describe it.It's on tonight. And if you haven't been watching,
這是我能想到的最貼切的形容了 今晚就會播 如果你還沒看過
And you're like, "I can't watch it now,Because I didn't watch in the beginning."
別說"我現在沒法看 因為我沒從頭開始看"之類的
I'll catch you up on everything that happened so far.
我能告訴你目前為止節目中都發生了些什么
Chris is dead sexy.His smile, oh,It's like panty dropper.
克里斯性感爆了 他的微笑簡直是 讓人欲火焚身
I want to hang it up for you today.I'm in Illinois actually. so pretty close to you.
為了你 我今天要戴著這個 我在伊利諾斯州 跟你很近耶
Oh my goodness. Okay.Bring on the weirdoes.I remmed my head into the brick wall.
天啊 什么稀奇古怪的人都來了 我都抓狂得撞墻了
Can I ask you a quick question? - Absolutely.
能問個小問題嗎 -當然
Do you inseminate hogs?Do you believe in aliens?
你捐精子嗎 你相信有外星人嗎
And we see like a body come in And we were screaming and it's Chris.
我們看見了一個人影 然后就各種亂叫 結果發現是克里斯
Don't be weirded out.I'm only kind of a stalker.Don't use that.
別太吃驚 我只是個跟蹤者 別把這個播出去
When Ashley told me that she was a virgin,
當阿什利告訴我她是個處女的時候
I was like Seriously?Like- I'm so jealous.
我就想 真的假的 我好嫉妒啊
Like, I can't even use that, cause I have a kid.
因為我孩子 我不能用處女這個詞
She was drunk tonight. She was drunk yesterday.
她昨天就喝得爛醉 今天晚上又醉了
She was drunk the day before. She's gonna be drunk tomorrow.
她前天也是一樣 她明天肯定還會去買醉
I don't know how. I don't know.Oh my god.
我真的不知道該怎么辦 我的天啊
