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It's time for the segment we call "It's A Jungle In The Amazon"Sorry.Brings out the animal in me.
好了 現在是我們進入"亞馬遜叢林" 版塊的時間了 不好意思了啦 喚醒了本能和獸性
Alright, this is a segment we show you real products exist on Amazon.
下面這一部分呢 我們將為各位呈現亞馬遜網出售的產品
Even though they probably should not.
其實有些他們根本不應該出售
This is a product called the "AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray".
其中一個叫做"自動方向盤工作板"
It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.
其實就是一張卡在方向盤上的小桌子
You know it's a great place to write to your loved ones.
想想用它給你親愛的寫信告訴他
You just caused a terrible accident.
你剛剛造成了一場嚴重的車禍
This is a book I found on amazon is called "Dancing With Cats".
下面是亞馬遜上賣的一本書 叫做"與貓共舞"
And I think that you can't have enough caffe... the cat books.
我想你一定非常喜歡咖啡因……貓書
This is a woman right here and she's dancing with two cats.
看看這位女性 與倆貓共舞
She was born to do that, wasn't she?
她真有天賦啊 對吧
Here's a man dancing with a cat.Here's the thing.
這是一大叔與貓共舞 是這樣的
Every time I tried to defend a cat owner.
每次我試圖為貓主人辯護
They turn around and do somethings like this to me.
他們就會做這樣的事來打我臉
How can I defend cats.Here's another way.
讓我怎么替貓說話呢 來說說另一樣東西
I had no idea this book existed.
我不知道這本書的存在
It's the "Ellen DeGeneres Coloring Book" By Jack Anthony.
這本書叫 "艾倫·德杰尼勒斯的填色薄" 作者是杰克·安東尼
I don't know you Jack Anthony.
杰克·安東尼 我不認識你
But I feel like we'll be speaking through lawyers soon.
但我覺得我們很快就會通過律師聊聊了
If you see a product online, you think I should see.
如果你在網上看到某個商品 覺得我應該看看
Please send it to me.We will be back after this.
請發給我 我們馬上回來
