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It's an Ellen full of surprises and miracles!
這就是艾倫 充滿驚喜與奇跡的艾倫
I am not talking about child birth.We all konw how that happens.It is not a miracle, just disgusting.
我說的可不是生孩子 咱們都知道那是咋回事 那可不算奇跡 只是惡心的事
This mom meets a little miracle as Ellen comes through;
這位母親將與艾倫邂逅 碰撞出奇跡的火花
Plus Ellen Pompeo;a surprise from Nick Jonas;
還有艾倫·旁派和尼克·喬納斯帶來的驚喜
And she was given eighteen months to live,and four years later here you are,smiling
她曾被診斷生命只剩下18個月 結果 四年后你依然活著 微笑著
A personal surprise for this miraculous team,Ellen starts now.
一個宇宙節目組的獨家驚喜 艾倫秀現在開始
Here she is now,Ellen Degeneres
歡迎艾倫·德杰尼勒斯
Hi,well,really great mood.Thank you so much everybody,back at you,straight back at you.Have a seat，Thank you so much.That's so very nice of you.I feel the same about you.
嗨 哇哦 太感動了 非常感謝你們每個人 掌聲也送給你們 送給你們 坐下吧 太謝謝了 你們太棒了 我也有同感
So listen to this.Last week remember，I told you about the lizard I found in my bathroom? yeah.
來聽聽這個 記得上周我告訴你們的那只在我浴室里找到的蜥蜴嗎？記得
okay,today I wanna tell you something else found living in my house. Not Oprah!
今天我想和你們聊聊在我家里找到的別的東西 不是奧普拉
She does live there,but she,anyway...I am talking about caterpillars.
她確實住在我家附近 不過她 反正 我說的是毛毛蟲
I got home from work after a lond day, (I've)been entertaining America in the world.
娛樂了美國人民一整天后 我結束了一天漫長的工作回到了家
And I got to the front door.And there was a caterpillar right on the door frame我走到前門 發現門框上有只毛毛蟲
It was blue and had red spots and little spiky hair.And it was very stylish kind of like punk rakish.Er...Here is picture of it.Right here.
它是一只藍色毛毛蟲 身上有紅色斑點和小突刺 這可是時尚 最時尚的朋克搖滾風 這是它的照片 這就是它
This is what...I know,what..that's not the one.That's not.
這有點 我知道 這不是那一條 不是那條
It maybe...Maybe its famous.I didn't know.But it...but it looked like that. It was that branded,and uh...back to my story.
這可能 可能很出名 我也不知道 不過它 看上去好像 可能是個名品種 然后 話說回來
So I moved the caterpillars to a tree nearby.And there were a whole bunch of caterpillars on that tree
我就把毛毛蟲放在旁邊的樹上 結果那樹上有很多毛毛蟲
All living together in this tiny area on top of each other,which makes sense,
全部疊羅漢似地堆在一丁點大的地方 這也可以理解
cause the rent in my neighborhood was ridiculous.
因為我那個小區房租貴的離譜
