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The Bank
銀行
Banks will loan you money if you can prove you don't need it.
銀行會貸款給你，如果你能證明你并不需要這筆錢。
Bank accounts give a person a good feeling until they realize that banks are insured by an agency of a federal government that's over $2 trillion in debt.
有銀行賬戶會讓人感覺良好，可等他們知道銀行因?yàn)榍穫?萬億而被聯(lián)邦政府部門上了保險(xiǎn)之后呢。
Banks have a very interesting philosophy. You give them your money to keep--and if you try to borrow it back, they want to know if you're good for it!
銀行有一套有趣的哲學(xué)。你把你的錢放在他們那里保管，當(dāng)你想借回時(shí)，他們卻要你證明自己的資信！
I just went partners with my bank. They own half my car.
我剛和我的銀行合股，他們擁有我的車的一半產(chǎn)權(quán)。
Even my bank doesn't have confidence in me. I have three things printed on my checks: my name, address and insufficient funds.
我的銀行都不信任我。我的支票上印了三樣?xùn)|西：我的姓名、我的地址和短缺資金。
Banks are very much concerned with the best interest of your own. And they get it!
銀行非常在乎本城最好的利率，他們確實(shí)拿到了！
A bank is a dignified institution that was established for people to have a place to keep the government's money until tax time.
銀行是個(gè)莊嚴(yán)的機(jī)構(gòu)，它的設(shè)立是為了讓人們能有地方在交稅日前保存政府的錢。
The first drive-in bank was established so that people could show their cars who really owned them.
第一家汽車（駛?cè)耄┿y行建立了，這樣人們就能把他們的車展示給真正擁有它們的人了。
Why are there bank robbers? Bank ads make it seem like it's easier to just walk in and get a loan.
為什么會有人搶劫銀行？銀行的廣告使他們覺得這樣走進(jìn)去就得到一筆貸款更容易些。
I must have a dishonest face. The bank asks me for ID when I deposit money.
我一定長著一張不誠實(shí)的臉，不然為什么我去銀行存錢時(shí)，他們還管我要身份證。
If bankers can count, how come they always have ten windows and two tellers?
如果開銀行的會數(shù)數(shù)，他們怎么能有10個(gè)窗口卻總是只坐著兩個(gè)出納。
A guy walked into a bank and said, "I want to open a joint account with somebody who has money."
一個(gè)人走進(jìn)銀行說：“我想和一個(gè)有錢的人開一個(gè)聯(lián)合賬戶。”
Last week I got a $5000 home improvement loan from my bank. I'm sending the kids to college.
上星期我得到了5000美元的房貸，我要用這錢送孩子們上大學(xué)。
One bank opened a branch near a cemetery. In the window the president put a sign that read, "You can't take it with you when you go, but here's a chance to be near it."
一家銀行在公墓邊開了個(gè)分行。他們的總裁在銀行窗戶上掛了一塊廣告牌，上面寫著：“你不能帶著它走，但放在我們這里會讓你離它近些。”
I tried to open an account in the bank yesterday, but they turned me down.
昨天我想在銀行開個(gè)賬戶，可他們拒絕了我。
Why?
為什么？
I wanted to open a charge account!
我想開個(gè)賒欠戶。
