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課堂學習 片段選自《廢柴聯盟》第1季第3集 Community S01E03 00:28-01:43
Professor: Death... so-called... is a thing that makes men weep. And yet a third of life is spent in sleep. Open your textbooks to page 37. Now... close them and throw them away. Throw it away! Ha ha ha ha... Throw it away! For those of you who are new, the motto of this class:"Carpe diem. Seize the day!" No tests! No papers. You want an "A"? Live in... the moment.
教授：所謂死亡……令英雄黯然落淚，而生命的三分之一，卻在睡夢中流逝。把書翻到37頁。現在，合起來，扔到一邊去。哈哈哈哈……扔到一邊去！扔到一邊去！給新來的同學提個醒，這課的座右銘就是“人生苦短，莫負好年華”。沒有考試，沒有論文。你想得個“A”嗎？那么把握好現在的每一刻吧！
Jeff: Jackpot.
杰夫：中頭獎啦！
Professor: Take off your shoes. Quick. Take off your shoes. Everyone, take your shoes off. Throw them away. Throw them across the room over there. Today, we learn to walk! Get up and walk out the door! This day could be your last! You could die in your sleep. You could get hit by a bus. You, that mole is raised and dark. It's not a good combo. You are new.
教授：脫掉你們的鞋子，快點脫鞋子，所有人，快點脫鞋！扔到一邊去！都給我扔到屋那邊去！今天，我們來學習走路。都給我站起來，走出教室去。今天可能是你們生命最后一天啊。你可能在熟睡中死掉，你可能被公交車撞到上帝跟前兒。你那顆痣凸起兼發黑，兩種癥狀湊一起可不妙。你是新生。
Jeff: Yes, I'm new. But I'll be old too soon. Carpe diem, Sir. Carpe diem!
杰夫：沒錯，我是新生。但我很快就會老去。人生苦短，老師，人生苦短啊！
Professor: I like it!
教授：我就喜歡你這樣的！
