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39 A violent Hail Storm
39 可怕的冰雹
A blonde was driving back from the newly-built Olympic stadium when there was a fierce hail storm. Tons of huge hailstones, the size of golf balls, pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do.
一個金發美女從新建的奧林匹克運動場開車回家途中遇到了一場大冰雹。成堆的像高爾夫球那么大的冰雹砸在她的汽車上，汽車到處都是被砸的凹痕。美女把車開到車身修理廠，問她該怎么做。
The body man explained what needed to be done, and that it would cost at least 4,000 dollars to repair. She said that was too much, and asked if there was some other way to fix it. The body man decided to have a little fun, and said, “Well, you could blow into the tail pipe really hard and they might pop back out.” She decided to give it a try before spending that much money. She drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when her neighbor came over to visit.
修理成的人向她解釋說該怎么處理，但要花費至少4000美元來修理。美女說太貴了，問有沒有別的方法來修。修理廠工人決定跟她開個玩笑，就說：“你也可以使勁朝尾氣管 吹氣，也許能把這些凹痕吹鼓起來?！庇谑敲琅疀Q定在花那么多錢之前先試試這個方法。她開車回了家，當她的一個鄰居來看她時她正在車庫用嘴對著尾氣管吹氣。
“What are you doing?” she cried thinking the worst and thankfully that she may have just prevented her friend from committing suicide.
“你在干什么？”她的鄰居叫起來，因為鄰居以為她正想自殺，并暗自慶幸自己來得及時，阻止了她的自殺行為。
“I'm blowing into the tail pipe really hard to pop all these dents out of my car,” explained the blonde.
“我正使勁吹氣想把汽車的凹陷處都吹鼓起來?！苯鸢l美女解釋道。
“You silly goose. It's not going to work,” replied her neighbor.
“你個笨蛋!這樣是沒用的。”鄰居回答。
“Why not?” asked the blonde.
“為什么沒用？”金發美女問。
“Because you've got to roll up the windows first.”
“因為你必須先把窗戶搖上。”
