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38 Two different ways
38 兩種不同的方法
A man was talking to his friends about how he hated to go home after a late marble game.
一名男士正在向他的朋友講述他打彈子球打晚了是如何討厭回家的。
"You wouldn't believe ehat I go through to avoid waking my life." he said. "First, I kill the engines a block from the house and coast into the garage. Then I open the door softly. Next I take off my shoes and tiptoe into our room. But just as I'm about to slip into quilt, she always wakes up and gives me a hell."
“你肯定不能相信因?yàn)榕鲁承哑拮樱也扇×耸裁崔k法。”他說(shuō)，“首先，在離家還有一個(gè)街區(qū)的時(shí)候，我就把發(fā)動(dòng)機(jī)熄了火，靠慣性將車滑進(jìn)車庫(kù)。然后我慢慢地打開房門，緊接著我脫掉鞋子，輕手輕腳地走進(jìn)臥室。可就在我要溜進(jìn)被窩時(shí)，她總會(huì)醒來(lái)，把我罵個(gè)狗血淋頭”
"I make a big racket when I go home." his friend said.
“我回家時(shí)總是要鬧很大動(dòng)靜。”他的朋友說(shuō)。
" You do?"
“是嗎？”
"Sure. I honk the horn, bang the door shut, turn on all the lights, Stomp up the bedroom and give my wife a big kiss, 'Hi Alice', I say, 'how about a big kiss for your old man?'"
“當(dāng)然啦。我把喇叭按得嘟嘟響，砰地一聲把門關(guān)上，把燈全部打開，咚咚地走進(jìn)臥室，再重重吻妻子一下。‘喂，愛麗絲，’我說(shuō)，‘親親你老公，怎么樣？’”
"And what did she say? "his friend asked in disbelief.
“她怎么說(shuō)？”他的朋友不相信地問(wèn)道。
"She doesn't say anything." his friend replied," she always pretends she's asleep."
“她什么也不說(shuō)，”他的朋友說(shuō)，“她總是假裝睡著了。”
