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25 Good News and Bad News
25 好消息和壞消息
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, after winning a battle against the enemy, the general announced to the troops:"Comrades!I have some good news and some bad news for you, which one are you willing to hear first?"
士兵們連續(xù)的行軍，作戰(zhàn)，他們又臟又熱又累。一天，剛贏得一場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)役后，將軍宣布：“同志們，我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們?cè)敢庀嚷?tīng)哪個(gè)呢？”
"The good news!"they all shouted.
“好消息！”他們?nèi)碌馈?/div>
"Ok," said the general,"the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of closing."
“好吧，”將軍說(shuō)，“好消息就是你們每個(gè)人都可以徹底換一身衣服。”
"hooray!"cheered the soldiers and some of them began to undo their buttons.
“萬(wàn)歲！”士兵們歡呼起來(lái)，有人已經(jīng)開(kāi)始解扣子。
"And now, for the bad news! Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert..."
“現(xiàn)在呢，該是壞消息了。杰克，你和約翰換衣服。約翰，你和湯姆換衣服。湯姆，你和羅伯特?fù)Q。羅伯特...”
