本文選自IT Crowd 《電腦狂人》。七樓的電腦出了毛病，Moss發現是防火墻被毀壞了，正當他在發表長篇大論時，公司的老板從樓頂跳了下去。

Jen: Apparently there's something wrong with all the computers on seven.Who wants it?Roy?Ooh,you look terrible. Are you ill?
Roy: I don't know.
Moss: This idiot's disabled the flipping firewall.Yean.Hello? Excuse me.Thank you.Um...Some attention, please.I know you don't think it's important or cool, but there is a rubby good reason why we put up antiviral software and firewalls.It's because there are a lot of dangerous things out there.
Man: Jesus!(A man falling off the building)
Moss: Well,you know... All right,calm down.Just don't disable the firewalls.

重點知識講解：

1. disabled vt.使無效；使不能正常運轉; 使......失去能力 adj. 殘廢的，有缺陷的
例句: Old age disabled him for hard labour. 年邁使他不能干繁重的工作。
同義詞:weaken v. 使 ……弱 反義詞:enable vt. 使能夠, 使可能
2. sth. is wrong with... 出了毛病；……有問題；……不對頭
例句:There must be something wrong with the computer. 這臺計算機一定出問題了。
3. Some attention, please.
這句話通常用在會議，或希望吸引他人注意的情況下使用。還可以簡單的說成Attention,please. 或者May I have your attention, please?I have an announcement to make. 請大家注意。我有一個通知要宣布。

漢語譯文：

Jen:七樓的電腦全都出毛病了，誰愿意去啊，Roy? 噢，你看起來不太好，你病了嗎？
Roy:我不知道。
Moss:這個白癡毀壞了該死的防火墻，呃，打擾一下，謝謝，麻煩聽我說一下好嗎？我知道你們認為這個不重要，也不怎么酷，但是安裝防毒軟件和防火墻很重要。因為外面有許多危險的東西！
Man:上帝啊！（有人從樓頂下來）
Moss:(以為是在對他說話)好了，冷靜，只要你們不破壞防火墻就可以了。