Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were.
7.在你出生之前,你的父母并不像現在這樣乏味。他們變成今天這個樣子是因為這些年來一直在為你付賬單、給你洗衣服。
So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
所以,在對父母喋喋不休之前,還是先去打掃一下你自己的屋子吧。