小沈陽有9句經典臺詞逢場做戲必說，觀眾卻也100聽不厭樂不可支，這是為了什么呢？連西方文化專家都開始把中國發生的Xiaoshenyang Phenomena（小沈陽現象）作為搞笑案例來研究，這就需要把小沈陽的10句經典臺詞翻譯成英語。我自己能做到的事情，從來不麻煩別人。我用三種方式來翻譯。第一種是用在線翻譯，谷歌一下，你就知道，翻譯出來的結果時而精彩時而雷人。第二種是山寨版翻譯，就是照直了譯，別怕嚇著。舉例來說，歌曲《說句心里話》譯為Say a Word in Heart，其中的“你不扛槍我不杠槍誰來保衛咱媽”就是you don't carry gun I don't carry gun who guard our mom，與谷歌翻譯有一拼，頗具山寨風采。第三者方式是有身份證的人應該做的，就是按照我們從小學、中學到大學一直都在學的二外標準英語，簡稱學院版。

1.這是為什么呢？

谷歌版：This is why?
山寨版：This is why what？
學院版：Why is this?

2.準備好了么？Music!

谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
山寨版：Ready well le-ma？謬賊！
學院版：Are you ready？音樂！

3.我只是一個普通的二人轉演員。

谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人轉.
山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
學院版：I am just an ordinary actor of "two person act".

4.不要----不要----停----不要停，pia、pia地。

谷歌版：Not to stop ---- ---- ---- not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
山寨版：No want ——no want——stop——no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
學院版：Don't, don't…stop, don't stop，啪啪地.

5.我的中文名叫小沈陽，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang！

谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—樣兒！
學院版：My Chinese name is 小沈陽, my English name is Xiao Shenyang.

6.走別人的路，讓別人無路可走！

谷歌版：Take someone else's road, to let others no way!
山寨版：Walk other man's road, allow other man no way can go!
學院版：Follow others' footprint, leave them no way to go.

7.我自己能做到的事，從來不麻煩別人。

谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
學院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.

8.我也是有身份證的人。

谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
山寨版：I also am have body card people.
學院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.

9.世界是我們的，也是兒子們的，但最終是那幫孫子們的。

谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren's
山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
學院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.