馮小剛執導的這部09賀歲片在淡淡的憂傷情緒中讓人笑出了眼淚。葛優在戲里的征婚啟事你還還記得么？

他的征婚啟事是這么寫的:

Here's his announcement looking for a bride.

你要想找一帥哥就別來了，你要想找一錢包就別見了，碩士學歷以上的免談，上海女人免談，女企業家免談（小商小販除外），省得咱們互相都會失望。劉德華和阿湯哥那種財貌雙全的郎君是不會來征你的婚的，當然我也沒有做諾丁山的夢。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，沒期待您長得跟畫報封面一樣看一眼就魂飛魄散。外表時尚，內心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少還有點兒婉約那就更靠譜了。心眼兒別太多歲數別太小，允許時常有不切實際的想入非非，但三句話就能給轟回現實還不氣惱頂多有點兒難為情地咧嘴一笑就該干嗎干嗎去了。我喜歡會疊衣服的女人，每次洗完燙平疊得都像剛從商店里買回來的一樣。說得夠具體了吧。

If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet, don't reply; If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible; girls born in Shanghai, not possible; female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope. The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?

自我介紹一下，我，歲數已經不小了，日子小康，抽煙不喝酒，留學生身份出去的，在國外生活過十幾年，沒正經上過學，蹉跎中練就一身生存技能，現在學無所成海外歸來，實話實說應該定性為一只沒有公司沒有股票沒有學位的“三無劣海龜”。性格OPEN，人品五五開，不算老實人，但天生膽小，殺人不犯法我也殺不了人，傷天害理了自己良心也備受摧殘，命中注定想學壞都當不了大壞蛋。總體而言基本上還是屬于對人類對社會有益無害的一類。

Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is no longer young, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't drink but smoke. I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade living abroad, but never attended a real education. In wasting time, I learned all sorts of ways to make a living. Now I returned with no achivement at all. To tell you the truth, I should be judged as a “Fake Turtle" without the three--No company, no stocks and no degree. My personality is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others。I am meant not to be a villain, even if I try to be one. In general and basically, I'm still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind and our society.

有意者電聯，非誠勿擾。

Contact me by phone, if you're the one.