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My dear remaining fellow Australians, the end of the world is coming.
我親愛的仍然還活著的澳大利亞同胞們，世界末日就要來了。
It wasn’t Y2K. It wasn’t even the carbon price. It turns out that the Mayan calendar was true, While Australia’s best and brightest at the CSIRO [Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation] have not been able to confirm this, I’m confident in Triple-J’s prediction that the world is about to end.
這次不是千禧年危機(jī)，也不是有關(guān)碳稅，看來瑪雅人的年歷是真的。澳大利亞最權(quán)威的聯(lián)邦科學(xué)與工業(yè)研究組織還不能確認(rèn)世界將要滅亡，但我相信“三J晨間秀”的預(yù)測，世界將要滅亡。
Whether the final blow comes from flesh-eating zombies, demonic hell-beasts, or from the total triumph of K-Pop, if you know one thing about me, it is this: I will always fight for you to the very end.
不論最后的襲擊是來僵尸或怪獸，還是被韓國流行音樂全面沖擊，你們應(yīng)該了解我的一點(diǎn)就是，我一定會(huì)為你們戰(zhàn)斗到底。
And at least this means I won’t have to do Q and A again.
還有，至少這意味著我將不用再去參加議會(huì)質(zhì)詢了。
Good luck to you all.
祝你們好運(yùn)！
