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proclamation - ronounceable The potion
藥水
"This potion will produce a prodigious amount of energy for you every day!"
"這種藥水能讓您每天 產(chǎn)生巨大的能量!"
said a traveling salesman promoting his newest product.
一位推銷新產(chǎn)品的 旅行推銷員說，
"And if you follow my unique production instructions you can make it on your own!
"如果您按我說的獨(dú)特 的生產(chǎn)方法去做，您就 能自己制作這種藥水!
I don't want any profit.I just want to help people!"
我不要任何利潤， 我只是想幫助大家!"
"Aw, that's nonsense." A prominent leader in the town said.
"盡瞎扯。" 鎮(zhèn)上一位著名領(lǐng)導(dǎo)說，
"This promotion is all hype.
"這種推銷都說得 天花亂墜。
You and your people are prolific liars.
你們這些推銷員都是 些經(jīng)驗(yàn)豐富的騙子。
I'm prone to call the police on you
我很可能會(huì)叫警察抓 你們，
to prohibit you from selling that stuff here!"
禁止你們在 這里賣那種東西!"
"No sir.Not this time.
"別，先生，這次別。
I have promising lab results of this potions' performance in a medical project
一個(gè)醫(yī)學(xué)項(xiàng)目證明了這 種藥水有很好的實(shí)驗(yàn)結(jié) 果，
to back up my proclamations.
這說明我的聲明 是有根據(jù)的，
They show the proficiency of this product.
同時(shí)也說明這一產(chǎn)品的 水平。
It can prolong your life.
它不僅能延長壽命，
It can slow the profuse flow of blood after an accident.
還能在事故后減緩 大量流血的速度。
It can really have a profound impact on your life!
它真的能對您的生活 產(chǎn)生深刻的影響!
Please, is there anyone here with health problems?
請問這里有誰 身體不太好?
You can try it now!"
你們現(xiàn)在就可以試試!"
When a young man prompted his crippled grandmother to raise her hand,
當(dāng)一名年輕人鼓勵(lì) 他那腿腳有毛病 的祖母舉手時(shí)，
the profile of the prominent leader became rigid.
那位著名領(lǐng)導(dǎo)的 形象變得僵硬起來。
As the women came forward the salesman said the name of the product.
女人們走上前去， 這時(shí)推銷員說了 一下產(chǎn)品的名字。
It was hardly pronounceable, so he just told everyone to call it the C drink!
但那名字很難讀， 于是他讓大家姑 且稱之為c飲料!
Then the old woman drank.
然后那老太太喝下 了那藥水。
The crowd gasped when a minute later she moved a leg and stood up.
一分鐘后，她居然腿 能動(dòng)了并且站了起來， 大家驚得直喘氣，
She hadn't walked for years!
因?yàn)樗枚嗄?都沒有走路了!
The crowd began to proliferate as people came forward to buy the product.
爭先恐后買藥水的 人開始猛增。
The prominent leader frowned and walked away.
那位著名領(lǐng)導(dǎo) 皺了皺眉頭走了。
After he turned around five minutes later and headed back to buy some potion
五分鐘后，他又轉(zhuǎn)回 來買藥，
he had arrived too late.They were all gone.
但為時(shí)已晚， 人們都走了。
If he had turned his head, however,
但如果他當(dāng)時(shí)轉(zhuǎn)過頭來
he would have seen the old woman standing up straight
就能看見剛才的老太太 站直了身子，
taking off a wig and dress to reveal a beautiful young woman!
她扯下假發(fā)和裙子， 變成了一位美麗 的年輕姑娘!
