You Can't Fool Me!

(Originally in English)

There was a lady from the countryside who

came to the city and checked into a hotel.

Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to

take a tiny room like this, with no window

and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a

fool just because I don't travel much! I'm

going to complain to the manager!" So

the bellman said very politely, "Madam,
this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"

休想騙我

有一位鄉下婦人進城去。她到

一家旅館登記住宿后，對提行李的服務生

抗議說：「你們怎么可以給我這么小的房間，

既沒有窗戶也沒有床！你們別以為我不常

旅行就想騙我！我要找你們經理申訴！」

那個服務生很客氣地回答：「夫人，這里

不是你的房間，這是電梯！」