Now I See

(Originally In Chinese)

Once there was a husband who had been out of a job for a long

time.One day he rushed home and told his wife exultantly,

"Good news,good news! I've just found a very good job working

eight hours a day, five days a week, with a whole month of

vacation each year, a very good salary and the boss is so nice!"

His wife was so happy for him. She hugged him, kissed him,

and asked, "When will you start work?"

The husband replied, "No, the job is for you."

原來如此

有一個先生，他已經失業很久了。有一天他從外面跑回家，

非常高興地跳起來說：「哎呀！好消息、好消息！

我剛找到一個很好的工作！一天工作八個小時而已，

一個禮拜只要上班五天，一年還有一個月的假日，

而且薪水非常非常好，老板非常友善！」

　 他的太太好高興啊！就抱他、親他，問他說：

「你什么時候開始上班呢？」結果先生回答：

「沒有！我找給你的啊！」