The Sandwich Mystery

There were three construction workers. One was American,

one was German and one was Irish, and one day they had

lunch together. They opened their lunch boxes, and the

American said, "Oh no, a tomato sandwich again.

Oh my God! I don't understand my wife! I have been

married for 20 years, and every day she gives me a

tomato sandwich for lunch. Tomorrow, if I get one more

tomato sandwich for lunch, I will jump from the fifth

floor! And then the German opened his lunch box and

said, "Oh, no, not again, a cheese sandwich again!

I have been married for 15 years and every day she

gives me a cheese sandwich. If tomorrow I get one

more cheese sandwich from my wife, I will also jump

from the fifth floor and die. And the Irish man also

opened his lunch box, and said, " Oh, no! Today,

a potato sandwich again! OK, if tomorrow, I get one

more potato sandwich, I'll jump from the fifth floor.

I'll jump with you, too.

Then, the next day at their lunch break, they had lunch

together again. And the American opened his lunch box,

and of course, he had a tomato sandwich. So, he

jumped from the fifth floor. The German construction

worker also opened his lunch box, and said, "What?

A cheese sandwich again?" So he jumped, too.

And then the Irish man opened his lunch box,

and saw a potato sandwich. So he also jumped

together with the two other guys.

Then, at the funeral of the three guys, the three wives

met and talked to each other. And the American

wife said, " I don't understand my John, you know,

I mean he was always very good, and he never complained.

He could have told me that he didn't like tomato sandwiches,

and I would have made him anything else! Because the

first day I made one, he said it was fantastic, so I kept

making them. But he could have told me. And the German

wife also said, "I don't understand my Johan. We've been

married for 15 years, and everything was fine and if he

didn't like cheese sandwiches, he could have told me.

I would have made something else at any time.

Why did he have to jump and die like this! I'm very hurt

and surprised." And so the Irish wife said, "Oh, this is

nothing compared to my grief. I don't understand my Jack,

because he made his own lunch sandwich every day!"

三明治傳奇

　　有三位建筑工人在一起吃午餐，一位是美國人，一位

是德國人，還有一位是愛爾蘭人。當(dāng)他們打開餐盒時(shí)，

美國人說：「唉呀！怎么又是西紅柿三明治！真是的！

我真不懂我太太！結(jié)婚20年來，她每天都讓我吃西紅柿

三明治當(dāng)午餐，如果明天還是一樣的話，我就從五樓跳下去。」

然后那個(gè)德國人說：「噢！不會吧！怎么又是奶酪三明治！

結(jié)婚15年來，我太太每天都讓我吃奶酪三明治。

如果明天還是一樣的話，我也會從五樓跳下去，摔死算了。」

接著愛爾蘭人也說道：「哦！不會吧！怎么今天又是

馬鈴薯三明治！如果明天還是一樣的話，

我也會和你們一起從五樓跳下去。」

　　第二天中午休息時(shí)，他們又在一起吃午餐，美國人

打開餐盒，當(dāng)然又看到西紅柿三明治，于是就從五樓跳

下去。然后德國人打開餐盒一看，同樣又是奶酪三明治，

也跟著跳下去。接著愛爾蘭人打開餐盒，看到的還是

馬鈴薯三明治，所以他也跟著他們兩個(gè)人一起跳下去。

　　在他們?nèi)齻€(gè)人的葬禮上，三位妻子相遇交談，美國人

的妻子說：「我真不懂我的約翰，他為人一直都非常好，

從不抱怨。如果他不喜歡西紅柿三明治，大可跟我講清楚，

我就會為他準(zhǔn)備別的食物。因?yàn)槲业谝淮巫鑫骷t柿三明治時(shí)，

他贊不絕口，所以我就繼續(xù)做下去。如果他不喜歡，應(yīng)該

告訴我呀！」然后德國人的妻子說：「我真不懂我的喬漢，

我們結(jié)婚15年了，各方面都很美滿，如果他不喜歡奶酪

三明治，就應(yīng)該告訴我，我隨時(shí)都可以幫他變換口味，

為什么要想不開跳樓尋死呢？這對我的打擊實(shí)在太大了！」

接著愛爾蘭人的妻子說：「和我的不幸相比，你們那些都

不算什么！我真不懂我的杰克，因?yàn)樗奈绮兔刻?/P>

都是他自己準(zhǔn)備的啊！」