Another Forty Years to Live
Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town.
One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.
She saw an angel and asked, “Is this it?” the angel said,
“No, you have another 40 years to live.”
Upon her recovery, Cindy decided to stay in the hospital
and have a facelift. She even had someone dye her hair.
She figured since she had another 40 years,
she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital lobby and was killed
by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrived in front of the angel and said,
“I thought you said I had another 40 years!”
The angel replied, “Cindy? Is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”
再活40年
辛迪生活在城鎮一個富裕社區。一天,她心臟病發作被送進了醫院。
在手術臺上時,她和死亡親密接觸了一下。她看到一個天使,
問:“我就這樣完了嗎?”天使說:“不,你還能活40年?!?BR>在恢復的時候,辛迪決定留在醫院里做一次整容。
她甚至讓人給她染了頭發。她盤算著既然她還能活40年,
她就要充分地利用它。
當她從醫院大廳往外走的時候,被一輛疾駛的救護車撞死了。
她來到天使面前說:“我想你說過我還能活40年!”
天使回答:“辛迪?是你嗎?我沒認出你呀!”