Lose Something, Anyone?
There was a man who was drunk and was “zig-zagging”
as he got onto a bus. As soon as he was on the bus,
he said, “Who lost a bunch of 100 dollar bills with a
rubber band around it?” A lot of people ran toward him
and said, “Me, me, me!” And he said,
“Here’s the rubber band.”
異想天開
有個喝醉酒的人踉踉蹌蹌地坐上公交車。他一上車就說:
「誰掉了一疊用橡皮筋捆起來的百元鈔票?」
一堆人沖過來說:「是我!是我!」他說:「那條橡皮筋在這里。」