We're Not Responsible!

There was a primary school teacher who took her

students to see an art gallery. There everyone looked,

looked and looked, and one student kept pulling

the teacher's dress, saying, "Teacher, Teacher,

I think we'd better get out of here quickly."

And the teacher said, "Why is that?" So the student replied,

"If we stay here longer, everyone will think

that we were the students who did all these paintings."

不關(guān)我們的事

一位小學(xué)老師帶學(xué)生去美術(shù)館參觀，大家在那里東看看、西看看，

其中一位學(xué)生卻不停地拉著老師的衣服說：「老師，老師，

我們最好趕快離開這里。」老師問：「為什么？」學(xué)生回答：

「如果我們在這里待太久，人家會認為這些畫都是我們這群學(xué)生畫的。」