Zhuge Liang---the King of "Abuse" in the Three Kingdoms Period
諸葛亮——三國(guó)時(shí)期的罵人之王

As one of the chief figures in ' Romance of Three Kingdom' ,Zhuge liang was not only respected by his intelligence, but also famous for his extremely excellent eloquence.(It's difficult to know who will beat who by words of mouth if he meets Adolf Hitler)
作為《三國(guó)演義》中主要人物之一的諸葛亮老先生，不僅以其聰明才智為世人所敬仰，更以其讓世人難以披敵的口才聞名于世（真不知道他和希特勒遇到一起，誰會(huì)說死誰）。

It must be accepted by most people that my say Mr Zhuge’s excellent speech craft, but there may be a lot of people have impulse to hit me by bricks if I say he is the king of abuse.
說諸葛老先生的口才好，這一定是大多數(shù)人都承認(rèn)的事實(shí)；但說諸葛亮是罵人之王，恐怕就會(huì)讓大多數(shù)人產(chǎn)生有拿板磚拍我的沖動(dòng)。

For Mr Zhuge was a scholar with profound knowledge in Romance of Three Kingdom, so I surely very understand why people have such impulsion. So ,a great scholar, like him, can abuse? With affirmative answer,I personally think his abusive level came out first through the whole book and absolutely could say nobody can match.
大家會(huì)有如此的沖動(dòng)，我當(dāng)然是非常理解的。因?yàn)樵凇度龂?guó)演義》中，諸葛先生是一位飽學(xué)鴻儒。像他這么一位大學(xué)問家，會(huì)罵人嗎？我的回答是肯定的，不僅是肯定的，而且我個(gè)人認(rèn)為，此位先生的罵人水平在整本書中都是獨(dú)占鰲頭的，絕對(duì)可以說是無人出其右的。

You'll find the answer why I said that and made such answer, if you read the following text..
我為什么要這么說，為什么要做如此的回答，請(qǐng)先看看下文，您就會(huì)找到您所要的答案了。

Before taking about Mr. Zhuge, let’s see Mr.Miheng, who was known far and wide with abuse, judged‘ pedantic intellectual as the tongue steel’by Caocao, so we could be known that his abusive skill was so high in that kind of group. But what he has done nothing but Beating a Drum to Curse Cao and abusing his civil officials and military officers, cursing at Liubiao in Jing Zhou. And finally Miheng lost his head when he abused Huangzhu in Jiang Xia.and from then he was sent to have dinners with the King of Hell.(I don’t know what’s happened in Yama’s Palace)
說諸葛先生前，首先讓我們看看以罵功而馳名于世的著名罵手——彌衡先生，彌先生被曹操親評(píng)為“腐儒舌劍”，可見其在罵人之一行列中，其水平已是不低了。但彌先生所做的也不過是在許昌的時(shí)候，擊鼓罵曹，順便又把曹操身邊的文武大員都進(jìn)行一次人身攻擊而已；后來，他又到荊州罵了一頓劉表；但當(dāng)他到江夏罵黃祖的時(shí)候，終于因?yàn)樗菞l破舌頭把自己的頭顱也給罵丟了，把自己罵去了跟閻王會(huì)餐（到閻王處的事，我皆不知結(jié)果如何）。

Now we turn back to see Mr Zhuge,who was more brilliant than Miheng.For example,Mr Zhuge met a group of idea men before seeing Sunquan,when he went to Jiang Dong for canvassing Sunquan to ally with Liubei to attack Caocao.which made Zhuge liang become famous overnight for ‘Zhuge liang had a heated dispute with a group of scholars'.
轉(zhuǎn)過頭來，再讓我們看看諸葛老先生。諸葛老先生可比彌蘅高明了許多。諸葛老先生為了達(dá)到其聯(lián)合抗曹的目的而到江東去游說孫權(quán)的時(shí)候，并沒有馬上見到孫權(quán)，而是先見到了孫權(quán)的一大群謀士。而這一會(huì)面也使諸葛亮以其“舌戰(zhàn)群儒”的事跡一舉成名。

However,what's the hell of the so-called 'Zhuge liang had a heated dispute with a group of scholars'? In the finally analysis,Mr zhuge just abused advisers of Jiang Dong from end to end headed by Zhangzhao.Such as,he said to Zhangzhao ' how could a sparrow understand the ambitions of a swan’and said that Luji was a thief of stealing oranges that he couldn't match with the man of noble character just like Zhuge himself,and so on.,and so on..
可是，所謂的“舌戰(zhàn)群儒”到底是怎么一回事呢？說到底也不過是諸葛老先生把以張昭為首的江東謀士，從頭到尾地給謾罵了一遍而已。像他說張昭的“燕雀焉知鴻鵠之志”，說陸績(jī)是偷橘子的小偷“不足與高人語”，等等，等等。

Surely,Mr Zhuge didn’t give totally play to his abusive ability at that time for lacking rich experiences,but following his riseing age,the it was getting stronger day by day.(It virtually seemed like torrential and irremediable river water)
當(dāng)然，可能此時(shí)的諸葛老先生經(jīng)驗(yàn)閱歷還不夠豐富的原因，老先生并沒把其罵人的才能全部發(fā)揮出來，但隨著老先生年齡的增長(zhǎng)，其罵人的功力也隨著變得日益強(qiáng)大（那簡(jiǎn)直是猶如滔滔江水，一發(fā)而不可收拾）。

After the War of the Red Cliff, Zhouyu was dead for angry with Zhuge's only one sentence--Zhou Lang's brilliant scheme could stabilize the country, give his enemy a wife and lose his soldiers as well. (Absolutely,Mr Zhou had a very bad temper too)
赤壁之后，諸葛亮便以一句“周郎妙計(jì)安天下，賠了夫人又折兵”把當(dāng)時(shí)的江東第一大帥哥，大都督——周瑜給活活的氣死了（當(dāng)然，此公的火氣也是大了點(diǎn)兒）。

The most famous and successful abusive case of Mr. Zhuge was the one in Chapter ninty three of Romance of Three Kingdom,and its title is Jiang Boyue Surrendered to Kongming(Zhuge liang’s style),and Wanglang Was Dead by the Abuse of Marquis Wu Xiang(Mr.Zhuge’s rank).So,what’s the hell did Mr. Zhuge said to Wanglang?
諸葛先生最為著名的，也是最為成功的一次罵人案例便體現(xiàn)在《三國(guó)演義》第九十三回“姜伯約歸降孔明武鄉(xiāng)侯罵死王朗”中。那么，諸葛老先生到底說了什么把王朗罵死的呢？

"I thought a senior statesman of Han dynasty like you,should be on the upmost level,unexpectedly it was so intolerable to the ear…I could read you like a book:Lived on the side of the East Sea,you were selected as Xiao Lian(an official rank in ancient times) into the official circles at the beginning.It was expected that you should committed youself to serve the monarch in administering the state affairs,maintaining Han dynasty,invigorating Liu's state power.To the contrary, you helped and conspired to supplant the king. The felony you have done couldn't be forgiven neither by god nor man! And your flesh are wanted to eat by all the people!... With despicable,you should find a place with food and drink to hide.How dare you address me the fortunes of Han dynasty!You old bastard,with grey hair and mustache are going to die soon,and it would be a great shame for you to meet the former emperors of Han dynasty in another world!Retreat immmediately!Making room for me to fight it out on the battle fields with Devil Cao,the traitor.”Behold,what a brilliant eloquence,Prime Minister Zhuge with an unmatched cursing skills,great momentum!
“吾以為漢朝大老元臣，必有高論，豈期出此鄙言……吾素知汝所行：世居?xùn)|海之濱，初舉孝廉入世；理合匡君輔國(guó)，安漢興劉；何期反助逆賊，同謀篡位!罪惡深重，天地不容!天下之人，愿食汝肉!……汝既為餡諛之人，只可潛身縮首，茍圖衣食；安敢在行伍之前，妄稱天數(shù)耶!皓首匹夫，蒼髯老賊!汝即日將歸于九泉之下，何面目見二十四帝乎!老賊速退!可教反臣與吾共決勝負(fù)!”看看此時(shí)的諸葛丞相，是何等的有氣勢(shì)，是何等的有文采，罵功是何等的高明。

Miheng,Being famous for his abusive ability, pedantic intellectual as the tongue steel,who couldn’t compare to Zhuge liang with such ability,momentum,well-grounded in abuse.
此等才能，此等氣勢(shì)，此等罵人功力，豈能是那個(gè)以罵功馳名于世，“腐儒舌劍”的彌蘅之輩可以達(dá)到的。

Compare to theses two men,one lost his own head for his abuse,the other abuse others to die as well as maintain his own’s,and who was aslo respected with the image of erudite civil officials(It's may well say that he was the most intelligent man in that time).
二人相比，一個(gè)是罵人把自己的腦袋給罵沒了的彌蘅，一個(gè)是把別人給活生生地罵死了，自己的腦袋還安然無恙地留在那里。而且他還以其儒雅的文臣形象為世人所敬仰（他可謂是三國(guó)時(shí)代里最聰明的人）。

To conclude, I say:Mr.Zhuge--- the King of "Abuse" in the Three Kingdoms Period.
綜上所述，我這樣說：諸葛先生——三國(guó)罵人之王。