Antique

What is the most valuable type of ant?------ Antique.
螞蟻?zhàn)钣袃r(jià)值的部分是什么？——古董
注：An ant-ique.

Little Boy: Mom, do you remember that antique flowerpot[花盆] that’s been handed from generation to generation?
Mom: Of course.
Little Boy: Well, this generation dropped it!
小男孩：媽媽，你記得那個(gè)一代一代傳下來(lái)的古董花盆嗎？
媽媽：當(dāng)然記得。
小男孩：是這樣，這一代放棄了！
注：drop：掉；放棄

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
促銷：適合女士用的古董桌，粗腿，大抽屜。
注：Drawer：抽屜；內(nèi)褲。還可理解成：適合穿大內(nèi)褲的粗腿女士用的古董桌。

For sale: Antique ashtray shaped like a classic car. You can park your butts in it.
大減價(jià)：老爺車(chē)外型古董煙灰缸，可以把煙頭（屁股）放里頭。