Accountant
An accountant’s idea of excitement is sharpening a bundle of No.2 pencils……
會計們關于興奮的概念就是削尖一根2號鉛筆……
注:會計職業很枯燥,削鉛筆是最讓他們興奮的事情了。
Boss: could anything get me out of the mess I am in now?
Accountant: Death would help.
老板:有什么辦法能幫我從現在的亂麻中擺脫出來嗎?
會計想了很長時間說:死會幫助你。
注:會計的意思是“你的麻煩大了,只有一死了之。
Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
為什么會計是好情人?他們身材棒(他們精通數字)。
注:Figure:身材;數字。