繼續之前的“毒雞湯”系列3

18.

A good girl has good reputation.

A pretty girl has everything.

好女孩只得到了好字

而漂亮女孩卻得到了所有

19.

A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.

Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.

愛笑的女生運氣不會太差

說實話，如果一個女生運氣一直不好

我不知道她怎么笑得出來

20.

With such limited knowledge of brands,

I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.

像我這種連名牌都不認識幾個的人

有時候連別人在炫富都感覺不到

21.

If you feel ugly, poor and useless,

don't be devastated.

At least you have good judgement.

當你覺得自己又丑又窮、一無是處時

別絕望，因為至少你的判斷還是對的

22.

If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.

There's a chance that you become the Plan B.

喜歡一個人就去表白

萬一成備胎了呢

23.

There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.

You are just being poor.

哪有什么選擇困難癥

還不是因為窮

24.

You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.

What you don't know is:

underneath that make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.

你只知道人家化妝比你好看

卻不知道，她們卸了妝

不僅比你好看，皮膚還吹彈可破

25.

Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?

Because no one bother caring about idiots.

為什么總是天妒英才呢？

因為沒人管笨蛋活多久

26.

When God closes a door for you,

he'd close the windows all together.

當上帝給你關上一扇門

他還會順便把窗子也一起關了

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