繼續之前的“毒雞湯”

08.

If you don't try,

how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?

你不努力一下

怎么知道什么叫絕望呢？

09.

There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.

Because every girl I know told me that

we could only be friends.

男女之間一定有純真的友誼

因為每一個認識我的女生

都說最多只能跟我做朋友

10.

Bill Gates became the richest man by dropping out of school and starting his own business.

But the school he dropped out is Harvard.

比爾·蓋茨休學創業成了世界首富

但人家休的是哈佛大學

11.

Don't photoshop yourself again and again.

We know you look ugly in reality.

不要沒完沒了地修圖

你現實中長得不好看我們都知道

12.

You can't buy happiness with money,

Because you don't have money.

你無法用錢買到幸福

因為你沒有錢

13.

The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life

and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.

最怕你一生碌碌無為

還安慰自己平凡可貴

14.

Some people seem to have everything.

In fact, they do have everything.

不要看別人表面上一帆風順

實際上，他們背地里，也是一帆風順

15.

Tired of being fat and ugly?

Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!

受夠了又肥又丑的自己嗎？

快去健身房吧，光丑就行了

16.

You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.

But money can.

你無法叫醒一個不回你消息的人

但是紅包可以

17.

Though you're single,

you occupy twice the space.

雖然你單身

但你胖若兩人

內什么

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