地點：莫妮卡公寓的客廳

人物：老友六人

事件：羅斯買了一條新皮褲，穿上很滑稽，錢德勒拼命忍住不做評論。

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Chandler: Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on① the pants!1

錢德勒：羅斯穿了條皮褲！你們沒看見羅斯穿了條皮褲嗎？沒人評價一下這皮褲嗎！

Rachel: I think they’re very nice.2

瑞秋：我覺得挺好看的。

Monica: I like ’em.②

莫妮卡：我挺喜歡的。

Joey: Yeah!

喬伊：是啊！

Monica: I like them a lot.

莫妮卡：我特別喜歡這條皮褲。

Chandler: That’s not what I had in mind ! See, people like Ross don’t generally wear these types of pants. You see, they’re very tight. Maybe there’s something in that area.

錢德勒：我可不是這么想的。像羅斯這種人通常不會穿這種類型的褲子。你們看，這里太緊了。對這個部位你們也沒什么想說的嗎？

Ross: Oh see, I–I needed a new thing for today and there’s this leather store that I go by③ always smells so good and I thought to myself, “Wow, I never owned④ a really good smelling pair of pants before.”

羅斯：哦，你看，我，我今天需要嘗試一些新的東西，然后有一家我總是路過的皮衣店，那里的味道一直很好聞，然后我就想：“我之前從來沒買過一條聞著很香的褲子。”

Chandler: Oh come on!3

錢德勒：我受不了了！

Ross: Okay, seriously, what do you think ⑤?

羅斯：行了，說真的，你們覺得怎么樣？

Joey: You look like a freak.4

喬伊：你像個變態。

Rachel: Awful, absolutely awful.

瑞秋：太難看了，難看死了。