地點：莫妮卡公寓客廳
人物：羅斯，錢德勒，喬伊，瑞秋，莫妮卡
事件：錢德勒懼怕承諾，不知如何是好。


Chandler: Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and then she took all my tomatoes.
錢德勒：昨晚吃晚餐，她把一半的烤雞肉放到了我的盤子里，然后拿走了我所有的番茄。
Ross: And that’s bad because... you hate chicken piccata?
羅斯：這樣很不好是因為……你不喜歡烤雞肉嗎？
Chandler: No.
錢德勒：不是啊。
Ross: You didn’t want to share your tomatoes. Tomatoes are very important to you.
羅斯：你不想與別人分享你的番茄，番茄對你來說很重要。
Chandler: No, it’s like all of the sudden①, we were this couple, Okay? And this alarm started going off② in my head, you know, “Run for your life③! Get out of the building3!”
錢德勒：不是的，是突然間，我們就是所謂的“情侶”了，明白不？然后我腦袋里的警報開始大響：“為了你的人生，快跑！快離開這棟大樓！”
Rachel: Men are unbelievable. Janice just thought she was giving you chicken.
瑞秋：男人真是讓人難以置信。珍妮絲只是覺得她給你夾了雞肉。
Monica: What is it with you people? I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
莫妮卡：你們這些人是怎么回事？我是說，你們心里一旦感覺到什么，就要馬上逃開？
Chandler: I know, that, that’s why I don’t want to go tonight. I’m afraid I’m going to say something stupid.
錢德勒：我知道。這，這就是我今晚不想去的原因，我怕自己說出一些蠢話。
Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act all mean and distant until you get us to break up with④ you.
莫妮卡：哦，你是說你們男人那一套：故意冷漠，保持距離，直到我們女人主動提出分手？
Joey: Hey, you know about that?4
喬伊：嘿，你們都知道？
Chandler: Look, what do I do? I wanna get past this. I don’t wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
錢德勒：我該怎么辦？我想快點度過這個階段，我不想再害怕承諾，我要穿過隧道，到達另一端！