地點：中央公園咖啡館
人物：老友六人
事件：瑞秋因為父母要離婚的消息感到很苦惱。

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Ross: And you had no idea① they weren’t getting along②?
羅斯：你完全不知道他們相處得好不好？
Rachel: None.
瑞秋：不知道。
Joey: They didn’t fight a lot?
喬伊：他們不常吵架？
Rachel: No! They didn’t even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed1 to know they were having problems?
瑞秋：不，他們都不說話的。天啊，我怎么會知道他們之間有問題?。?br />Phoebe: In my day, divorce was not an option2.
菲比：在我那個時代，離婚都不算是個選擇。（特別詭異的語調）
Joey: Hey, look who’s up.
喬伊：嘿，看誰醒了。
Rachel: I just can’t believe this is happening. I mean, when I was little, everybody’s parents were getting divorced. I just figured as a grown-up I wouldn’t have to worry about③ this.
瑞秋：我只是無法相信這個事實。我是說，我小時候，每個人的父母都在鬧離婚，我只是想，現在我長大了，就不用再擔心這個問題了。
Monica: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she’s doing it because she wants to be more like you④.
莫妮卡：你可不可能把這件事視為恭維呢？我是說，她這樣做是想向你學習。
Rachel: Well, then, you know, couldn’t she have just copied my haircut⑤?3
瑞秋：那她學學我的發型不就成了嗎？
Chandler: You know, it’s funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink⑥, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it’s actually kinda true.4
錢德勒：你知道嗎，有意思的是，我父母離婚的時候，他們還叫我去看心理醫生呢，他們告訴我，所有的小孩都會怪自己。就你而言，這真應該怪你呢！