劇本臺詞：

What?
怎么了？
Oh, no, nothing... Master Shifu.
沒什么，師傅
You are never gonna be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose* 500 pounds and brush your teeth!
你永遠成為不了神龍武士，除非你減掉500磅肉，好好刷牙！
What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it!
那是什么噪聲？笑聲？我從來沒聽過
Work hard, panda, and maybe someday......you will have ears like mine.
好好努力，熊貓，也許有一天，你會有和我一樣的耳朵。
That's good.
好好笑哦！

Ears. It's not working for you? I thought they were pretty good.
耳朵，不像嗎？我覺得不錯啊！
It's Shifu!
是師傅！
Of course it's Shifu. What do you think I'm doing?
當然是師傅，你以為我扮演的是誰？
Master Shifu!
媽呀，師傅！
You think this is funny?
你們覺得這好玩嗎？
Tai Lung has escaped from prison and you're acting like children!
太狼已經從監獄里逃出來了，你們卻還像孩子一樣在這里嘻嘻哈哈！
What?
什么？
He is coming for* the Dragon Scroll, and you are the only one who can stop him.
他要來這里奪取神龍卷軸了！而你是唯一能阻止他的人！