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A Pennsylvania man plagued by opossums in his yard set fire to a pile of leaves, hoping to scare off the marsupials.
賓夕法尼亞州一名男子在自家院子里被負鼠騷擾，他點燃了一堆樹葉，希望嚇跑負鼠。
We don't know whether it worked, but he did succeed in nearly burning down his home, causing $50,000 worth of damage.
我們不知道這是否奏效，但他確實成功燒毀了自己的房子，造成了價值5萬美元的損失。
A woman won $25,000 after entering a sweepstakes at an Illinois gambling parlor.
一名女子進入伊利諾斯州的一家賭場，抽獎贏得了2.5萬美元。
Good for her, except that she happens to be a prominent anti-gambling crusader, having gone after casinos, a VFW raffle,
這對她來說是好事，除了她正好是一位杰出的反賭人士，去過賭場，抽了彩票，
and even the parent company of the gambling parlor where she won.
甚至還去了她贏錢的那家賭場的母公司。
Still, she insists she's not a hypocrite: Her winnings are a result of her crusade. "It's God showing his grace on me."
盡管如此，她仍然堅稱自己不是偽正人：中獎獎金是她反賭的結(jié)果。“這是上帝在向我顯示他的恩典?！?/div>
A man was arrested after Florida police mistook the glaze on his Krispy Kreme doughnut for crystal meth.
美國佛羅里達州一名男子因?qū)⒖ㄈΨ簧系哪虧{錯拿成冰毒而被捕。
His sweet revenge: a $37,500 settlement.
甜蜜的代價是：37500美元的賠償。
