地點：片場
人物：喬伊、導演
事件：喬伊進攝影棚拍“臀戲”。

劇情片段
Director: Damn it, hire the girl! Okay, everybody ready?
導演：該死，請個女人算了！好了，大家準備好沒？
Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.
喬伊：啊，你聽我說，我只是想感謝你給我這個機會。
Director: Loose the robe.1
導演：解開浴袍。
Joey: Me?
喬伊：我？
Director: That would work.
導演：這樣才能演。
Joey: Right. Okay. Loosing the robe. And the robe is lost.
喬伊：好，好吧，我正解開浴袍呢。浴袍已解開。
Director: Okay, everybody, we’d like to get this in one take, please. Let’s roll it… water’s working… and... action.
導演：好了，各位，我希望一次解決。來吧，放水，開始！
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy,2 what the hell are you doing?
導演：停！嘿，屁股男，你在干什么呢你？
Joey: Well, I’m- I’m showering.
喬伊：啊，我在，我在洗澡啊。
Director: No, that was clenching.
導演：不，你在擠屁股。
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy’s upset here, y’know? I mean, his wife’s dead, his brother’s missing... I think his butt would be angry here.
錢德勒：哦，啊，我認為他很沮喪，你懂嗎？我的意思是，他的太太死了，弟弟失蹤了……我想他的屁股一定很憤怒。
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action... and cut. What was that?
導演：我想他的屁股會想在午餐前殺青。再來一次，開機，放水，開始！停！你又在干什么？
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask... 4
錢德勒：我要表現出沉默的絕望，但如果你想問……