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Yeah, I'm being honest. I need to tell you this here. Really.
我忍不住要提一下，真的很痛。
And accidentally, I happened to even invent a new dance form which I didn't realize, and it became a rage.
于是一不小心，我就發明了我的新舞步，無意間成了一股新的潮流。
So if it's all right, and you've seen a bit of me, so I'm quite shameless, I'll show you. It was called the Lungi dance.
不介意的話，反正你們也知道我臉皮比較厚，我要跳一下。這叫做腰布舞。
So if it's all right, I'll just show you. I'm talented otherwise.
不介意的話，我在這里給你們秀兩招，雖然沒有很厲害。
So it went something like this.
所以跳起來就是這樣子的。
That's it. It became a rage.
就是這舞步。風靡一時。
It really did. Like you notice, nobody could make any sense of what was happening except me,
真的很火。除了我之外，真的沒人知道為什么會這樣，
and I didn't give a damn, really, because the whole world, and whole humanity, seemed as confused and lost as I was.
不過我也不在乎，真的。因為整個世界，所有的人其實都和我一樣茫然失措。
I didn't give up then. I even tried to reconstruct my identity on the social media like everyone else does.
但我沒有放棄，我試圖在社交媒體上重新塑造自己的形象，就像其他人一樣。
I thought if I put on philosophical tweets out there people will think I'm with it,
我認為如果我常發一些有哲理的推文，人們也許會覺得我很有內涵，
but some of the responses I got from those tweets were extremely confusing acronyms which I didn't understand. You know? ROFL, LOL.
但我也收到一些回復，我真的完全看不懂，你知道嗎？像那類縮寫或網絡新詞。ROFL（笑死我了），LOL（笑出聲）等。
"Adidas," somebody wrote back to one of my more thought-provoking tweets and I was wondering why would you name a sneaker,
還有“Adidas”，有人在我非常有哲理的推文下回復，我還想我發的和運動品牌阿迪達斯有什么關系？
I mean, why would you write back the name of a sneaker to me?
我的意思是為什么你要給我留言阿迪達斯？
And I asked my 16-year-old daughter, and she enlightened me.
然后我去問我16歲的女兒，她一下子點撥了我。
"Adidas" now means "All day I dream about sex."
“Adidas”的意思是“我整天想著做愛”的英文縮寫。
Really. I didn't know if you know that.
真的。你們知道這個嗎。
So I wrote back, "WTF" in bold to Mr. Adidas, thanking secretly that some acronyms and things won't change at all. WTF.
所以我就回復阿迪達斯先生，“WTF”（搞什么鬼啊）的縮寫好險我居然還是知道一些縮寫的。搞什么鬼啊。
