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Soon, she seems a couple of subordinates attempting to lift the weight of sentences directly in front of themselves.
不久，她看見了一些從屬關聯詞試圖舉起放在他們面前的句子。
Even though Bartheleme loves to sing, he never sings in front of others.
即使巴爾特愛唱歌，他從來沒有在別人面前唱過。
The comma asks the subordinates if they need help.
逗號問他們是否需要幫助。
They might not want to admit it, but this time the subordinates do need help.
他們不想承認，但這次，從屬關聯詞確實需要幫助。
Complete sentences weigh quite a bit.
完整的句子相當的重。
Simple physics tells us that it's easier to balance heavy objects if the weight is evenly distributed.
簡單的物理定律告訴我們最簡單的平衡重物的方法即是將重量均勻地分布。
So, while the subordinates are quite capable of balancing two complete sentences when carrying the weight on both sides, they're having trouble picking just one up.
所以，即使從屬關聯詞有能力將兩個完整的句子一邊一句，平衡好后順利舉起，他們卻很難單單舉起一個句子。
The comma rushes over to help the struggling subordinates, but how will she help?
于是逗號沖了過去幫助苦苦掙扎的從屬關聯詞，但她要怎么幫助從屬關聯詞呢？
When subordinates begin sentences, the comma will place herself directly after the first thought or complete sentence.
當從屬關聯詞開始舉起句子時，逗號將自己直接放在第一個完整的句子后面。
After helping the subordinates, our comma heroine continues on and spots a conjunction holding the weight of two complete sentences.
在幫助了從屬關聯詞之后，我們的英雄逗號繼續上路了，又遇見了一個連詞，肩負著兩個完整的句子的重量。
Bartheleme was accepted into the University of Chicago, and he is on the waitlist for Stanford University.
巴爾特日前被芝加哥大學錄取并且在斯坦福大學的錄取候選名單上也有他的名字。
The comma asks the conjunction if he needs help.
逗號問連詞是否需要幫助。
Of course he does! Hurry!
他當然需要！急需！
The comma rushes and places itself before the conjunction.
于是逗號沖了過去，并將自己放在了連詞的前面。
FANBOYS aren't as militant as subordinates.
連詞不像從屬關聯詞一樣的好勝。
For this reason, the commas don't have to fall in line behind the fanboys.
由此，逗號也不用天天追在連詞后面。
FANBOYS are courteous creatures. They allow the comma to go ahead of them.
連詞十分謙恭有禮。他們允許逗號走在他們前頭。
Helping others is hard work!
幫助他人是一份很艱巨的任務！
On her way home, our comma sees a conjunction holding up the weight of a complete sentence and a fragment sentence.
在她回家的路上，我們的逗號看見一個連詞正舉著一個完整的句子和一個句子的片段。
Bartheleme is going to major in molecular biology or interpretive dance.
巴爾特將主修分子生物學或者形義舞。
The now-exhausted comma asks the conjunction if he needs help lifting the items.
于是精疲力竭的逗號問連詞他是否需要她幫忙舉起重物。
This is one of the rare occassions where a conjunction doesn't need the help of a comma.
這類情況比較少見，在這個情況下，連詞不需要逗號的幫助。
The conjunction assures the comma that help isn't needed, which is good for the comma because by now,
于是連詞向逗號保證他不需要幫助，這對逗號來說是件好事，因為到目前為止，
all it wants to do is go home and rest up for another day of vigilant sentence constructing.
逗號只想回家休息，準備第二天對句子構建的巡邏。
