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But Brad can redeem himself in this next category, dunks
不過，布拉德在下面這個比拼中可以找回面子，扣籃
We all know LeBron can throw down and down and down, but what about Brad
我們都知道勒布朗能扣，很能扣，超級能扣，那布拉德呢
Wow so close, Brad soared a distance of 0.5 feet
哇，就差一點點，布拉德在空中滑翔了15厘米的距離
so far, LeBron has the edge, but we weren't done testing Brad
比到現在，勒布朗暫時占優，但我們對布拉德的測試還未結束
Strength, LeBron is 5 times as strong as Brad, In terms of agility, 6 Brads, Accuracy, 9 Brads
比力量，勒布朗比布拉德壯5倍，比靈活，6倍，比投籃，9倍
and while LeBron can play for 38 minutes a night, 3 times a week
而且，勒布朗每晚可以打38分鐘，每周打三場比賽
Brad seems to be powering down after just 11 minutes
布拉德在11分鐘的測試后貌似已經筋疲力盡
All told, Brad is 0.7% as good as LeBron, meaning to recreate LeBron's on court play, you need 132 Brads
所有算下來，布拉德的戰斗力是勒布朗的0.7%，意思是，若想復制勒布朗的表現，需要132個布拉德合體
So Brad, What do you think about LeBron now
所以布拉德先生，現在感覺勒布朗怎么樣
LeBron still sucks... a lot, he sucks so much, he sucks
勒布朗就是個垃圾，大垃圾，臭垃圾，垃圾……
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