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I'll be honest, then my relationship with Dan deteriorated somewhat, because the next email I got was this:
實話實說，那之后我跟Dan的關系在某種程度上就惡化了，因為我發現下一封郵件是這樣寫的：
"Thanks for your email - your Case Number is ..."
“感謝您的郵件--您的處理編號是……”
That's outrageous. I said, "Dan?"
這真是讓我哭笑不得。我說：“Dan，在嗎？”
And I got -- and I was just like, this is ... -- and I, I .... And I said, "Danny?"
然后我收到的還是……這……讓我……我說：“Danny，你在嗎？！”
And I thought, this is terrible. All I'm doing is collecting case numbers. I said, "D-Dog?"
我覺得，這太糟糕了。我一直在收到這些處理編號。我說：“是電子狗嗎？”
"The store is now open."
“超市現在開張了。”
I said, "But Dan, they must have wondered why there was no bouncy castle."
我說：“但是Dan，大家都會想為什么沒有充氣城堡吧。”
And then we were back to this.
然后又變成了處理郵件。
And that might have been the end of the story, but I remembered that anything -- everything
故事應該在此就結束了。但是我突然發覺，任何事--每件事
even something as mundane as getting out of a car, can be fun if you find the right game.
甚至于一些日常小事兒，如下車，只要掌握了正確的玩法，都能變得有趣。
So, this is what I replied:
所以，我就回復到：
Thanks for your email - your Case Number is #0000001.
感謝您的郵件—— 您的處理編號是#0000001。
And we just, uh ...
然后我們就……
It was like we were dancing. It was just a beautiful relationship. We just kept going. It was lovely.
這就像我們在翩翩起舞。就像我們是完美的關系。我們就這樣進行下去。太和諧了。
But to be honest, guys, it was quite labor-intensive, and I had other stuff to do, believe it or not.
但是老實說，伙計們，這挺費功夫的，我還有別的事情要忙，不論你信不信。
