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A seattle doctor,that's right,I'm saying it,
西雅圖一名醫生 沒錯 我就是說了
A seattle doctor,doesn't mean anything,a seattle doctor.Everyone's like,what,what's the problem?
一名西雅圖醫生 沒什么啦 大家都像 這有什么的嗎
Yeah,I'm going to double down.A seattle doctor was suspended after he was discovered sexting during surgeries.
我要再來一次 一名西雅圖醫生被停職 因為他被人發現在手術中發色情短信
Yes,Here's a tip.If you're going to send a dick pic,make sure it's yours,ok?
是的 給大家個建議 如果你要發老二照 一定確保發的是你的
A new study by a university in London,true story,has discovered that the average IQ of humans has gone up 20 points since 1950.20 points.
倫敦一家大學的一項新調查顯示 發現人類的平均智商自1950年以來已經上升了20分 20分
In other words,in other words,we're all getting smarter.
也就是說 我們大家都在變聰明
Now,I thought this was a surprising find,So I sent out a camera crew around Burbank,to ask average American what is they thought about the News.Take a look.
我覺得這一發現十分驚人 所以我派出了攝制組 在伯班克一帶 詢問普通的美國民眾對此新聞有何感想 看看吧
Sir,why do you think the average IQ of humans has gone up by 20 points since 1950's.
先生 你覺得人類平均智商為什么會自1950年至今上升了20點
That's a great question.I think you coud attribute it partially to the improvement in public education in the last 60,70 years.
好問題啊 我覺得可以部分歸功于這六七十年間公共教育質量的提升
Certainly the information age has helped people.
信息時代對人類絕對大有益處
Have you heard about this new study that says that humans have been getting smarter and smarter since 1950?
你是否聽說了一項新調查顯示 人類自50年以來變得越來越聰明了
Monny gave me tootsy rools to eat.
媽媽給了我糖棒棒
Humans have been getting smarther and smarter over the last six decades,Really?
過去六十年間 人類智商在變高 是嗎
Excuse me,sir,do you think humans are smarter than they used to be?
抱歉 先生 你是否認為人類比以前聰明了呢
I'm not sure.But let me ask me penis.
我不確定 我問問我老二
