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Speaking of technology,the dating app tinder is in the news.
說到科技 約會應用軟件陌陌上了新聞
You all konw tinder,right?Pretending you don't,ok.
大家都知道陌陌吧 裝做不知道 好吧
The dating app tinder launched a premium service with something called unlimited liking capability.
陌陌推出了一項白金服務 稱為無限點贊能力
Unlimited liking capability.
無限點贊能力
Until now the only other product that gave you unlimited liking capablity was beer.
至此之前 唯一能讓你無限點贊的東西 就是啤酒了
I made out with a lamp post once.
我有次喝大了親燈柱
What's going on,in a recent speech,Pope Francis called money the devil's dung.
最近的一次演講中 弗蘭西斯教皇稱錢為惡魔的屎
He called it the devil's dung,yeah.
說錢是惡魔的屎
By the way,the Devil's dung is also the name of the Pope's garage band.
對了 這也是教皇車庫樂隊的名字
They do covers.Check them out.
他們翻唱曲子呢 去看看吧
They're playing in Malibu over the weekend.
他們周末去馬里布表演呢
New study just came out that says dogs have trouble remembering specific evens from their past.Dogs.
新調查表明 狗記不住他們過去的一些事 狗狗
Which makes sense because you might want to forget that you spent most of your life licking your balls.
這也有道理 換了你 也會想忘記你這輩子大都在舔蛋蛋呢
It's not something you would want to think about.Not me.That would carry me through some tough times.
這種事不堪回想啊 我不會 想想這個能支撐我度過很多艱難時刻呢
Lift you spirits.Sure.Occasionally you're sitting in the corner,ahhh.Doing good.Think about it.
會讓你開心嗎 是啊 你有時好會坐在角落里 感覺不錯啊 正想著呢
