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Are you tired of messy sunscreen? Sick of that awful lotion odor?
厭倦了麻煩的防曬乳？對那難聞的乳液氣味感到惡心？
Do you want to smell like fried chicken? But you're just not hungry?
你想聞起來像炸雞？但你就是還不餓嗎？
Introducing the KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen.
隆重介紹肯德基超爽脆防曬乳。
A real limited edition product that we're giving away for free.
免費贈送的真正限量版產品。
It works just like regular sunscreen, but it smells like fried chicken.
它的作用就和普通防曬乳沒兩樣，不過它聞起來像炸雞。
I'm a lot more popular now.
我現在變得更受歡迎。
I smell "tan" years younger.
我年輕了十歲。
Just get a whiff of this stuff!
快來聞聞這玩意!
My Extra Crispy Sunscreen doesn't just keep you smelling great;
我的超爽脆防曬乳不只讓你維持香香；
it keeps you feeling delicious! Extra crispy delicious.
還讓你感覺美味可口!極致酥脆美味。
KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen—it's real. And also, do not eat it.
肯德基超爽脆防曬乳－－系金 A。還有，別吞下肚。
Smells like chicken, tastes like sunscreen.
聞起來像咕咕雞，吃起來像防曬乳。
Get your Extra Crispy Sunscreen now for free.
現在就免費獲得你的超爽脆防曬乳。
It's definitely real and definitely not edible, so do not eat this. Available for a limited time only.
這絕對是真的，而且絕對不能吃，所以別吃啊。限時索取。
Extra crispy.
超爽脆。
