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A new study came out that claims muscular men make the worst boyfriends.
一項新研究表明 肌肉男是最差勁的男朋友
Come to think of it,I was kind of a jerk back in the day.It's true.
仔細想想 我當年挺渾的 真的
Why is that funny?Why is that funny?You have mirrors.
他們笑什么 笑什么啊 你有鏡子嘛
Ladies and gentlemen,we're going to do something people tend to enjoy.
女生們先生們 我們現在要做一件大家還蠻喜歡的事
It's something we call Fan Corrections.Let's do that right now.
叫做《粉絲糾錯》 我們現在開始吧
This is the dance that goes with it.This,of course,is a segment where viewers try to find mistakes on our show.
這是配合這一節的舞蹈 在這一節中 觀眾會試圖找出我們節目的錯誤
Good luck.So far hundreds of challengers,not one winner.We don't make mistakes.Right.
祝你們好運了 目前已有上百人挑戰 無人成功 我們不犯錯 沒錯
Tonight a fan named Lisa thinks she caught a mistake.she says it happened during one of my recent monologues.Let's take a look.
一名名叫麗莎的粉絲 認為她發現了我們的錯誤 她說錯誤發生在我最近一段獨白中 看看吧
Hi ,conan.My name is Lisa and I'm submitting a fan correction.
柯南 我叫麗莎 我要發布一則粉絲糾錯
During a recent monologue you were discussing the Disneyland measles outbreak and said that several pirates of the Caribbean have also tested positive for scurvy.
最近一段獨白中 你在討論迪士尼的風疹爆發 并說多名加勒比海盜還被查出患有壞血病
Five workers at Disneyland have been diagnosed with the measles.
迪士尼樂園5名員工被確認患有風疹
Not only that but nine of the pirates of the Caribben tested positive scurvy.
不僅如此 還有九名加勒比海盜 被確診患有壞血病
Conan,an educated man such as yourself should know scurvy is a condition caused by a deficiency in vitamin C.
柯南 你這么有知識的男人應該知道 壞血病是由維生素C缺乏造成的病癥
Such found in oranges.Since it's not an infection,a positive test for scurvy does not exist.
比如橙子中的維生素C 因為這并非傳染病 所以并不存在壞血病的確診檢測
So I'm sorry to tell you,conan,that when it comes to your errorless record,that ship has sailed.
抱歉了 柯南 但你的無錯誤記錄 已經沉入大海了
