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A few days after Rudy Giuliani said that President Obama doesn't love America,Wisconsin governor Scott Walker said he doesn't know if Obama is a Christian.
魯迪·朱利安尼說奧巴馬總統不愛國后的幾天 威斯康辛州州長 斯考特·沃克說 他不知道奧巴馬是否是基督徒
Yes.When reached for comment,President Obama said guys,you know I can't run in 2016,right?
嗯 當奧巴馬總統被問及對此的評價時 他說 你們知道我2016不參選了吧
Take it easy.we got him.Oh,right,ok.No third term for you.
搞什么啊 這下傷到他了 這樣啊 好吧 你別想任第三屆了
Disneyland just raised its ticket prices to 99 dollars a day for kid over 10.
迪士尼將兒童票價從每日10美元升至每日99美元
However,kids with measles still get in free.
但是 有風疹的孩子還是能免費進入
And they will check and see if it's a Sharpie too.They know the red dots if they're real or not.
他們會檢查是不是記號筆畫的 他們知道紅點是不是真的
Trust me,I have been caught many times,trying to pass freckles off.
相信我 我被逮到好幾次了 想拿雀斑充數
A new study suggests dishwashers may increase a child's risk of developing allergies.
一項新研究顯示洗潔精可能增加孩子出現過敏的可能性
So the message is clear,stop washing your kids in the freaking dishwasher.It's stupid.It's dumb.And it won't.
所以意思很清楚 別再用洗潔精洗孩子了 簡直太蠢了 搞什么啊 不會如此
The Ku Klux Klan is upset.They're usually so level headed.I know.
3K黨不爽了 他們平時一般很冷靜的啊 是啊
Can't figure these guys out.The Ku Klux Klan is upset at same-sex marriage has been legalized in Alabama.
這些人的心理摸不透啊 3K黨對阿拉巴馬州合法化同性戀婚姻很不爽
They're mad about that,yeah.The Klan said having two guys dressed in white and party on the lawn,that's our thing,ok?Don't touch our thing.
他們對此不滿 他們說 兩個男人穿白衣在草坪上玩 是我們的專屬好嗎 別攪和
