講解

Today's key word is neighbour

Your neighbour is someone who lives near you.

n-e-i-g-h-b-o-u-r neighbour
鄰居 鄰國 鄰近的

Here is an example:
A good neighbour is better than a brother far off.
遠(yuǎn)親不如近鄰。

今天我們要說的這個鄰居呢，有點(diǎn)吵 （此處有費(fèi)玉清版嘿嘿嘿）

Jenna is a student at Syracuse University in New York.

Student life can throw up many challenges; a lack of money, terrible food and exams.

But for Jenna, the main issue blighting her academic life was noisy next door neighbours, who liked nothing more than engaging in rather loud lovemaking.

因為愛情生活過的特別激烈的隔壁鄰居，Jenna表示單身的她很受傷。

于是，她給鄰居寫了一封信。

'Hello neighbor, Please have it a little more quietly please. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded of how alone I am...feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume. Thank you!'

大致意思就是，單身汪在隔壁傷不起，嘿嘿嘿的時候請小點(diǎn)聲音，保護(hù)單身汪，人人有責(zé)！

She then received a postcard posted under her door, accompanied by a bar of chocolate. Amusingly, the postcard had photos of bananas on.

Jenna收到了鄰居回復(fù)的一張卡片和一塊巧克力，這張卡片上印有三支香蕉的圖案。

那信里寫了什么呢？

It read: 'Dearest neighbors, I'm so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn't realise how loud I was being, and yaknow, sometimes have loud lovemaking is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologise so sincerely for. I'm so so sorry, hope this hasn't been occurring too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card.

I will for sure try to keep it nasty at a significantly lower level. And hey, don't worry, you're not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years. Haha. Once again, I apologise so sincerely and deeply. Sorry, Room 338."

這兩個妹子都太可愛了。小便簽寫的也是可愛的不要不要的。你們有沒有遇到過類似被撒狗糧，秀恩愛的情況呢？

留言告訴我們吧。Talk to you next time!