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I married the yoga Martha Stewart.You know the people who married above their station?
我老婆是瑜伽界的瑪莎·斯圖爾特 你知道那些攀高枝的男人嗎
yes,I do.I am one of them.I understand，your wife is a lovely lovely women.
知道 我就是其中之一 我理解 你太太美麗動人
She is beatuiful,Everyone who meets my wife,says oh man you lucked out,you idiot.You hit the jackpot.
她很漂亮 所有見過我太太的人都說 你小子真有福 白癡 你中頭彩了
I married above my station.My wife makes the gravy,doesn't like me to microwave the gravy,because it destroys the integrity of the gravy.
我攀了高枝 我太太親手烹飪肉汁 不讓我用微波爐加熱 這樣破壞肉汁的味道
But I don't care.I'm a gravy guy and I like it hot.
我才不在乎呢 我這人喜歡肉汁 我就喜歡熱著吃
It's coming across,John,It's coming across weird when you say it like this.I'm telling you as a friend.
這話聽起來 約翰 以你的口氣 這話聽起來很奇怪 這是我作為朋友的忠告
Let me try this,watch this.Hi,I'm a gravy guy.
我這樣試試 看著點 嗨 我這人喜歡肉汁
Does it feel weird?How many days have you been without gravy?
感覺奇怪嗎 你有多少天沒吃肉汁了
I like to save up because we got the holidays coming.I need some gravy.
我想節約一點 因為圣誕節快到了 我需要肉汁
John.I just turned into the Chris rock.I know.we could do a show an hour just on gravy.
約翰 我變成了克里斯·洛克 是啊 我們可以聊上一小時的肉汁
would you want your own gravy boat?I like gravy too.
你想要自己的肉汁壺嗎 我也喜歡肉汁
But I don't go around saying I'm a gravy guy.You phony bologna,you would like to.
但我不會到處說我這人喜歡肉汁 你個虛偽逼 其實你很想說
You called me a phony bologna,We don't use that language on cable.we are going to start,a big night.
你管我叫虛偽逼 在有線電視上不能用這種詞匯 那就從現在開始 今晚很精彩
I would like to have extra gravy.I would like to drench my whole plate in gravy.I get nervous when I see other people using it.
我喜歡多加一些肉汁 我喜歡把滿盤子都浸滿肉汁 我看到別人澆肉汁的時候會緊張
I feel bad,because we always host the stray friends and people out here who aren't going back to New York or some place for the holiday.
我感覺很糟糕 因為我們經常會招待不會紐約或其他地方過圣誕節的朋友
We host the strays.And I get my own gravy boat.You have your own?Yes.
我們會招待外鄉人 我有自己的肉汁壺 你有自己的肉汁壺 對
