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Now,you are quite young,you said you had been working in this business for,since you were a kid.
你很年輕 你說你是從孩子開始 你就在這行工作了
Did you ever have any nonacting job for you had success?
你有沒有過成功的非演戲工作
I did.I have had many nonacting jobs.and one of my favorites was delivering bananas for a fair trade company in New Zealand.
有過 我有過很多非演戲工作 我最喜歡的是為新西蘭的一家貿(mào)易公司送香蕉
And I told them that I wanted this job.I had everything it took.
我跟他們說我想要這份工作 我有需要的一切條件
And they told me I needed a vehicle.and I said got that,sort of.I didn't.I had a scooter.
他們說我需要一輛車 我說我有 搞定了 我沒有 我只有摩托車
And so I rode around Wellington,which is notoriously one of the windiest cities in the country.
我在惠靈頓市里騎著車 這是新西蘭上最多風(fēng)的城市之一
On a scooter with crates of bananas on the back.And I got blown off twice,unfortunately.
騎著摩托車 后座有很多箱香蕉 不幸的是我被吹下來兩次
And so I had to go back to the boss and say look,I'm sorry,I kind of lied and I don't really have an appropriate vehicle.
我得去找老板說 抱歉 我撒了謊 我沒有合適的車
So they said no problem.we also run an environmentally friendly undertaking business.And we have retired hearses available.
他們說 沒問題 我們也運(yùn)營環(huán)保的殯儀業(yè)務(wù) 我們有退役的靈車
So I ended up delivering bananas all around Wellington in a retired hearse.
所以我最后 開著退役的靈車滿惠靈頓跑送香蕉
That is,who wants to have a banana you just pulled out of a hearse?
誰想要你 剛從靈車?yán)锬贸鰜淼南憬栋?/p>
Turns out it wasn't part of my opening big when I spoke to the supermarket people.
我跟超市的人說話時(shí) 并沒有開張大吉
You know what I love when you're on the scooter and they're flying off,you picked the most easily bruised fruit that there is.
我喜歡的是 你騎著摩托車 香蕉飛了 你選擇了最容易碰傷的水果
You can't sell a bruised banana.and it takes a year for a banana to grow.
你賣不掉碰傷的香蕉 香蕉要一年才能成熟
Did you know that?No,I never knew that.
你知道嗎 我不知道
A year? see,that's the only piece of information that's valuable that's come out of this show in over five years.
一年嗎 這是五年來這個(gè)節(jié)目里唯一有用的信息
Thank you,thank you.thank you.
謝謝你 謝謝你 謝謝你
